We've all made music from out of tune ukuleles and green penny whistles from the passenger seat of car rides backwards to our first kiss. When I ask if you could sing for me I don't mean you have to sing with lips or with a harpsichord-- I only know about harpsichords from the button on my 12-key electric piano that taught me about the glory of caroling to an empty room-- That piano was a trumpet and french horn-- a guitar and a banjo-- Did no one ever teach you that you can play any instrument like a first kiss?-- clumsy, exhilarated and terrified-- play me a song about trying to unbutton the collar of someone else's shirt on the bassoon-- I don't know how to hold it either but you can pretend you were born with a double reed in between your teeth-- play me "happy birthday" using one string of an un tuned ukulele and I will tell you that that is the sound that geese make when they're calling for each other before it rains. Call for me however you see fit and I'll be waiting with my capo on the third fret of a acoustic guitar that used to be my hips-- we can both pretend we know more than the approximation of a g-chord and we can be untrained street performers who buy apples with quarters from newspaper boy caps. Sing about first kisses and untrained fingers on the neck of a string bass-- and I apologize that I'm already married-- my first kiss was to my husband on the playground in first grade after we made a worm grave yard-- but I played my own guitar chords before that-- lost my virginity to an unplugged Rickenbacker wearing an over sized Beatles t-shirt in the living room.