Blue Aliens, Vampires and Viking Crafts to Venus. I think what I miss the most is being a blue alien. My uncle never questioned me when I confessed to him I was a blue alien-- he knew that four-year-olds aren't old enough to lie. Or maybe I just miss how I used to eat honey mustard sauce on chicken fingers and how my uncle recited my order-- knew I needed exactly 8 ketchup packets when we came around to a window that was also a portal to a space station somewhere outside Venus. --Kethchup packets are like pocket watches or pillows. We took vacations to Burger King and to the diner that no longer has an airport. Today it has the scarce rib cage of a hanger and a runway to the edge of nothing-- fall off and find the star where I was from. I told you we would take an airplane one day. Those Bi-planes used to congregate like honey bees out the diner windows. I told you it would write my name in smoke like you see in cartoons. My technology was advanced (even for a blue alien)-- I was a creature of tin foil time machines and coat hangers that steered Viking ships at carnivals. Oh! And how could I forget that you were a vampire? And even though I was an alien I drank blood sometimes from bar counters that were also intergalactic confessionals. I would not call us an unlikely pair. No one really believed that we were a vampire and a blue alien but you understood enough for the both of us and everyone else who ordered club sandwiches from swivel chairs at the diner that is still somewhat of a space ship. And yesterday a girl with a pink romper told me in the honestly only four-year-olds have that I look like an alien-- Which makes sense. Because I am. I guess that makes you a vampire.