When I die leave me out on the corner like a slumped tweed sofa with wine stains or the Christmas tree still looking for her roots. I have to admit that I love the soil. I love worms. I love the August that makes dirt into oatmeal into grits-- into cream of wheat-- into split pea soup after a storm. I'd love to live there. Buried to my neck like a sculpture-- like how they found the Sphinx-- broken nosed and peaceful like a prize in a box of stale crackerjacks-- Yes-- I compared myself lifeless body to a lioness-- Sadly, I have a bias. I think the soil is for growing. Maybe you can just plant my thumbs I'd like that. Out by where we tried to grow sunflowers that died in a drought-- they would grow spearmint trees and my children would return with their children and point the thicket and say "And that is your grandparent." "How did they get so old?" As far as I know my dead body will not be doing much growing without my thumbs-- especially not sealed up in a casket like a zip-lock bag-- save the shoe box for the dead sunflowers-- everyone forgets the dead sunflowers. I'm purposing the family walks me out to curb. If you already rented a hearse Instruct the driver to take everyone for a spin to get ice cream-- preferably Dairy Queen in honor of me. Don't cry. Ice cream and crying get mixed far too often. Tell them you're burrowing the hearse from a friend and buy a pineapple sundae for me. Sit me out on the curb like something honorable. Like a tweed sofa left over from a dorm room-- wine stained on the cushions that look like a birth marks or rashes. Don't let the garbage truck take me-- I want to be sat out with a sign that reads "Free to a good home" like accidental puppies or Christmas trees.It will be easier for the angels to happen upon me that way (assuming angels will be looking for me). I've heard sometimes they disguise themselves as garbage men or mail carriers-- they can pick me up by the collar of my shirt-- take me to sit on another curb outside of heaven. When they arrive in January to clean up the Christmas trees-- dust pans in hand for the needles-- When you all come back from ice cream I'll be gone. No shovels. No oatmeal dirt. No tombstone with death scarred into its face. Remember me and how I hated the mailbox. Send me letters if you think of it and when a spear mint bush grows in the front yard remember your parent grew from their thumbs. Remember that I was taken from curb side with the Christmas tree-- Both of us left behind roots that still grow spear mint. Sit on the tweed sofa and eat the pineapple sundae-- melted from the car ride home.