Penn's woods crossing the state line into Pennsylvania i spotted William Penn. he was waving like a Miss America with his wrist. i was surprised other cars didn't see him, what with the lush hair, big black hat, & the frilly scarf thing men used to wear in the 1700s a cravat. i pulled over out of respect & he hopped right in, folding his hands in his lap & toying with the radio. How do you know what a radio is? i asked & he didn't answer, just kept turning knobs & buttons. It's broken i explained & he sunk back in the seat, grumpily rolling the window up & down. i admitted to him that i didn't really know anything about him other than that Pennsylvania is named after him & that he was a Quaker. i say We learned about you in 3rd grade, i know we did. At a roadside diner i help him out of the car. i had been hoping he would ask to get off somewhere but he showed no indication of parting ways. he finally spoke when we ordered food, just a bowl of oatmeal. i tell him that i like oatmeal too but he doesn't listen. i ordered a toasted bagel with grape jelly. i say You're not very good company are you? & he speaks with the voice of young girl, answering You didn't pick me up for company. he draws plans for Philadelphia on the back of a brown paper napkin. he points to the streets, just nodding at me. finally he asks What brings you home? i shrug & take a sip of coffee, looking out the window at the cars on the freeway. Family, it's a holiday, you know? he nods. there's probably dozens of routes from New York to Pennsylvania but every time my GPS takes me a different way so it feel like a different trip, not much like coming home. he takes my hands & says, This is going to be a beautiful city. as he points to the napkin.