hair pulled out with a fork all the hair in the world grew in our drain-- strands of all different colors & lengths-- a full galaxy of hair peering from the grate in the bathtub. i sat on the side of the tub with a fork, trying to unclog the nest-- out came jewelry too-- a necklace with red gems i wore to one christmas concert, a pin mom would stick to the lapel of her jean jacket, & all those stray earrings-- almost none of them were mine, earrings planted in the hair like seeds-- their glinting pointed backs. i didn't question who did this to our drain-- these kinds of things just happen. somedays all the hair comes to conspire against you: curly hair, blonde stringy hair, blue scraggly hair. the ceiling decided to rain, no not the shower head the actual ceiling all over the house & the clogged drain wouldn't come unclogged so the water level rose. it told myself not to worry-- that some would have to give. the water came up to my shins, murky green water-- like a great big mug of tea. i wondered if there were heads in the drain along with the hair-- if that was what was keeping it clogged-- if down there a bunch of heads were talking about their hair-- ghosts or maybe alive just dislocated. a few nights ago i woke up in a dark tunnel that might have been someone else's drain. i made myself fall asleep again-- i didn't get a good look but maybe there were others down there too. have you ever had your hair pulled out with a fork? pasta skull people. the water coming up to my waist. i make the best of it & spill soap to make suds-- a bloom of white foam. back in the bathroom i submerge myself to talk to the drain-- i say i understand i understand sometimes it's better that way i didn't know what i was talking about but that seemed comforting. a great gag & the hair all escaped-- a sliding of jewels down a throat. bundles of hair as bouquets. i imagine sticking my hand down into the drain & feeling all that hair but it's too late & the water lowers into the tub-- everything dripping. i sleep in the slick bathtub, the drain sings, voice getting softer through the night until by morning it is gone.