edible a real house has an ice cream scoop in the utensil drawer. we had two & i would take one in each hand & dig in the earth outside in search of antiques from the civil war or the revolution. i wasn't sure what an antique would look like but i new that one needed to dig to find one. i practiced my technique to get the dirt to come up in dome-like scoops. if we had a box of cones i could hand out dirt ice creams. instead i just tossed the soil all over a splattering of earth. antiques looked up at me from their burrows & i rubbed my fingers together like you might for a cat to try & get them to come out. i was determined. i was going to give these antiques to my dad who loves antiques. he might even pile them on a metal tray in the oven & make an antique dinner, filling the house with the smell of roasting old book pages. i feed the antiques from the ice cream scoops, dollops of frozen yogurt. i bring them my favorite flavor, black raspberry & it's melty in the heat of the afternoon. i wonder what the antiques when they're alone with each other & i realize i'm probably disturbing them. do you ever want to put something back together when it's way too late? do you ever dig holes in the yard & try to put the soil back. i think about how in the graveyard up the street you can always tell which plots are fresh because they look like trays of brownies. the dirt has always been chocolate ice cream which is my least favorite so i don't think this information is especially helpful. the antiques cry & dig themselves back where they came from while i use the ice cream scoop to swing at passing comets. what do comets have to do with a kitchen? if you leave the window open they'll fly right in & hatch. a comet hatching into screws. trying to close the window when it's too late, trying to scoop the dirt when it's too late, it's already melting. i find ice cream scoops in place of my forearm bones. i use ice cream scoops to dig in the fresh plots at the graveyard. fill a bowl with soft warm brownie. pull up the coffin full of antiques & spill it on the kitchen floor for when dad gets home. i'll say look what i brought us.