15 business days i'm on hold on the phone when it happens. the desks goes & starts growing lysol-flowers. i can't really describe them other than that they had a purple smell & they looked like morning breeze, all blooming from the surface to the chair to the lamp & across the walls. i set the phone down to pick them up. they're probably masquerading weeds. you shouldn't trust flowers. i don't know what fancy restaurant i was at but there was one place that used edible flowers as garnishes. i'd put the whole thing in my mouth at once-- like eating a dress. i felt powerful until later that evening i'd get home & feel the plant weeping beneath my chest. the flowers tasted like posted notes. the "on-hold" song is the texture of an elevator-- even edges & buttons all across. i pushed one & the room starts going up. i never said i wanted to go up. the machine is not a good listener the machine performs the task without a thorough conversation. i don't own a vacuum anymore but if i did i would use it to get rid of all the dried of flower bits. they keep growing & drying. they have a short life cycle like a house fly. in the bathroom there's three perfect fly corpses-- they're laying akimbo with their legs up towards the ceiling. the white counter-top is their operating table & i tell them to count backwards from ten. they're so much like knots of needles or rendezvous of aluminum can-lids. i'm calling my surgeon to ask them how long they're going take to come & fix me. i imagine her at the door step right now-- breif case in hand. she rings the non-existent door-bell & lets herself in. she laughs at how many flowers i have in my room. i'm openning a trash bag & dumping them in saying "i was just getting rid of these." she says there's no way we can operate under such conditions so we go into the tile shower room. dotted ink lines across my chest. cut-here. there's flies falling around me-- some the size of horses now-- legs all rigor mortis & crooked. the on-hold music crescendos & i don't know if that means someone's going to pick up. i eat an apple from above the fridge & i comes out tasting like posted notes. you can't eat after midnight the night before. i'm tempted by the flowers-- as they grow in my mouth i pluck them out-- tissue-tossing them on the floor of my room. pick up pick up pick up. the song continues on speaker phone as i put on hand on each wall of the room & push. when they do pick up i scramble for the phone, the flower smell turning blue. they tell me that i have to wait another 15 business days to know if they'll be cutting me open & the surgeon who was leaning up against the opposite corner of the room, cigarette in her teeth, put the smoke out & singes the carpet. she pulls off her rubber gloves & flings them at the trash can, missing. i make her a bouquet & tell her not to leave. i promise to be a good boy, the best boy she's ever had. she doesn't talk. she shakes her head & makes fifteen dots on the calendar before leaving out the front door. i remember the flowers beneath my chest & weep for them. my, a posted note.