welcome to the electric museum do not enter at all ever. then again if you want to be singed & sparked we have everything you need. there is a fire waiting for us at the end of this hall. there are busts of drag kings (finally) & a corridor of fake wands. in the basement is a morgue where we keep the bodies-- your bodies. a visitor can pay to become an exhibit. immortalization comes in many forms. some people just opt to have their hand put in a glass jar. they come to visit the jar & wave with their other hand. why is the museum electric, you ask? we needed a way to keep the cows from entering. you know, cows really like modern art & they especially love history. put some electric in the walls though & they keep their distance. we haven't figured out yet what to do about the lions. they won't bother you here but in your dreams you'll probably meet them for the rest of your life. the museum will hold whatever you want to see. when i first arrived i saw my father pacing a hall of blank canvasses. the fountain is spewing nectar. a curator made of wax. everyone's hair standing on end from the static & the worry. what do you want to see in the big dark display case of your life? i'm hoping you won't leave. the museum was founded by two black holes deeply in love. they sent fragments of light to construct our pulsing walls. only from afar can they see the museum's glow. if they ever arrived they would destroy it all. but, please eat the tile floor. please make yourself a real visitor. get lost deep in the bare branch topiary. follow your father's ghost. all the faucets spew blue paint. leave a hand print on the bathroom wall. i'll be fading into a wire if you need me.