newsprint i call you a headline to get your attention. come on & stocks tank. a share holder is the last living member of his species. tomorrow we will commemorate month of months. a place where we can representation ourselves in a strike. the oldest woman alive is selling a new flavor of cap'n crunch out of her boat house. people gather to watch a corpse flower bloom. it is new years or it is not. it is christmas again or it is not & a food drive for our kindergarten troops is all we have to do to feel good. canned sausages. canned pudding. a world record for the largest can of baked beans. middle schoolers pay off their teacher's medical bills by auctioning off their fingernails. we all are doing our best or so i am telling you because today someone set fire to a beautiful tree we used to love. i once returned to a childhood playground years later just to find a stump where a hearty oak used to stand. i smelled the stump. a reporter held a microphone & asked, "have you died yet today?" i had not until that moment. a sound bite of my saying, "let's not be too worried" when i most certainly should be very worried. a new drone delivers chocolate to a sea monster on it's way to rip open a peaceful. the fig tree doesn't grow in places like this. we sit in your grandmother's living room & wrap each dinner plate in newsprint. on the television a celebrity is a memorializing. casket. bag pipe. the plates are pristine. never used. we keep & keep. we do not talk but sometimes i move my mouth along with the television host as he says, "a hurricane is spotted off the coast of florida" & "but there is some good worry."