sanctity "Marriage should be between a man & a woman" a booming voice from above said. Marriage had been eating a cheese sandwich in the park, minding their own business & feeding the crusts to the squirrels. so, a man & a woman came & put Marriage between them, each held one hand & Marriage wriggled. Marriage is something blue, borrowed, & new. they prefer crawling to standing. they prefer being alone, sometimes reading a book in a cafe & drinking coffee. they have seven fingers on each hand & doves tend to follow them wherever they walk. i have a bad habit of imagining weddings with lovers i've barely known. it's not even that i actually want to marry them, but i want to picture what it would look like, i'll call it fantastical scrapbooking. Marriage escapes often, biting the hand of the man or the woman or tricking them to let go. this is easy because the man & the woman aren't very bright. when i was younger i would capture Marriage when i saw they had escaped. i hated to see them so happy & i feel terribly about it now. i would scoop them up from the kitchen floor & scold them about midnight snacking, telling Marriage that they were going to get fat & then i would say "there's just a nature order to things that has to be maintained." when Marriage comes now i apologize & we take a walk to get ice cream. Marriage likes Neapolitan & i like caramel swirl. after that, we raid the cabinets & i watch them eat Oreos. They eat them funny, peeling the cream out & eating that part first. They tell me stories about people kissing, the way lips taste like chocolate & the way that some people never wanted to be married. last night they Marriage paused to say that they think that's sweet, that they wish more people would get NOT married. "Then what about you?" i asked. Marriage shrugged & continued chewing. we strolled the block late at night & Marriage ate a few stop signs & sidewalk squares. they told me i should never get married & that i should try eating more inanimate objects. i agree & we split a stoplight, crumbly like shortbread. before Marriage left that night i kissed their forehead which left my mouth with a blue taste. when you kissed me you felt it too. blue is a strange kind of desire. i want to eat everything. i steal engagement rings, swallow each at the glass counter. Marriage stocks the fridge with wedding cake. i eat it all each night so that you don't notice.
12/28
holes it all started with bagels, fitting two, then three fingers through the center. you asked me if bagels would be better without the hole in the middle & i wasn't sure but i realized how unsettling holes are. i took all the bagels out of my bread box & filled the middles with various snacks from around the kitchen; ritz crackers, oreos, & little plums. much better i thought. that wasn't the end of it though, my brother's maroon sweater tore open at the dinner table, a great big hole from armpit to waist. my mother & i fought over who would get to sew it up. she won, & excused herself. once you start thinking about holes you can't stop. i paced my room, stopping to observe my own reflection in the window, one big hole in my face, accented by teeth. i thought of shrunken heads, with their mouths sewn shut so that they wouldn't speak in the afterlife, how comforting the face is without holes. i went looking for holes, i wanted to fill them all in, close them all up. while my family was asleep i went about the house fixing everything from gaps in the dry wall to windows (which i realized were also holes) late at night, searching on the internet i read about the biggest hole in the world: dragon hole, an abyss off the coast of china, a great blue eye leading deep down into the depths of the earth. i hated it, i had to fix it. with my mother's sewing kit i walked across the world (all in one night) i thought to myself if i can just fix this one thing... dragon hole laughed at me, a small man in a foreign ocean. i told the hole i came to mend & the hole showed its rows of teeth, just like my own mouth. i opened my mouth at the hole & it saw my teeth too. staring into each other's openings we stood for some time. i dove down & found its blue edges, tugging them shut with the thread. it thanked me as i worked. the hole spoke only in shades of color & muffle under-water noise. you're welcome, you're welcome i said. back at home i opened my mouth in the mirror. my mouth was blue.
12/17
Movers i saw a sign on the side of the highway advertising a moving company. writing the 10-digit number on the floor of my house summoned them, eight muscly men, repeating where would you like it? where would you like it? i told the movers that i wanted them to take all my belongings & scatter them across the country for me to find. the men were confused at first, looking at each other. i said go on, start & so they did, beginning with the bed, four men lifting it & walking towards the city. i've always felt like i have too many objects, but this wasn't about that. do you ever want to scatter yourself? i was thinking about how suns/stars go super nova when they die (not to compare myself to a sun/ star). they look beautiful, a destructive electric sting & even that goes mostly unnoticed to the humans who live in my town & buy groceries & walk their dogs. i guess i want to put myself back together. i want to drive my car all over looking for the part of my life i can track down. the movers take all my mugs, sending them off like boats from the north shore. the movers throw my books like frisbees out their truck's window, the spines thawck against tree trunks in a town up north where the winters bury everything. eventually, the movers return to tell me that they've finished & i said they still have to scatter me. exchanging glances they shrug & drive me to a small town in Arizona that my father stopped in years ago. i lay in the desert & ask the sun if he's thinking of going super nova. he shakes his head & buries me.
12/26
Bluetooth i traded all my teeth for blue ones: cobalt & sapphire. i watch them flicker as i talk to myself in the mirror. everyone's getting blueteeth now, you can turn on your laptop just by chewing. you can make a call on your cellphone by pressing your tongue to the backs of your incisors & play videos in your head by clenching you teeth. in my bed room i'm chewing pink gum & something goes wrong, i feel a click, in my head like a cassette tape being slid into place. i hear my own 7-year-old voice on the television downstairs. i feel all my thoughts crawling there, memories mixing together. i try to catch them but the blueteeth have made me wireless, i grasp at the air. downstairs my father watches the memories but doesn't know they're me. a boy pushes me in my friend's pool over & over, a loop. another me eats fried pirogues on a park bench. another steals 20$ from my mom's open purse: a collage of things i never told anyone. i come down & sit next to him on the sofa & he tells me that he's seen this movie before, but never the ending, it always shuts off before the ending. i nod & watch. a photograph of us playing catch fills the screen & he says that he loves this part. i touch my blueteeth with my tongue & they feel hot & angry. that night i take them all out with a pair of my father's pliers, drop each in the gravel by the side of the road.
12/25
coconut cream each Christmas Eve my uncle brings a box of assorted chocolates (two layers deep). each family member takes turns becoming small & stepping into the box. my father eats the chocolate covered peanuts, one by one, they're each the size of his head. my uncle eats all the cordial cherries, red dripping from his mouth. my brother curls up in an empty spot where the cherries was, he falls asleep there & i wake him up so that he doesn't get eaten. we all go to bed while my mother stands in between plain milk chocolate squares & raspberry filled ones. she can never make up her mind. once everyone's asleep i sneak downstairs & take the map of flavors from inside the lid. i hold it up & notice that everything in this world is a piece of chocolate. the sofa: filled with chocolate mousse the porch light: lemon cream center i walk outside to bite into the house because the map tells me that it's caramel but the coconut filling gets me. i spit it out in the trash & feel guilty for wasting sweet things. i try to cover up the bite mark so that someone else might eat the house & i eat the sofa instead. everyone gets up on christmas & also sees that everything is chocolate. we almost eat my brother but we catch ourselves. i know i'm a cordial cherry, my uncle eyes me all day.
12/24
styrofoam this year they decided that all the snow would fall as styrofoam, a new recycling effort gone array. the flurries clump in chunks on the lawn. i catch some in my mouth & it tastes bland, like stale hot dog buns. i chew/swallow & the foam. it gets stuck in my teeth, smiling in a mirror i pick out the pieces. as the foam collects over the streets, people stop driving their cars, unable to navigate the new texture of the world. as we all known, the styrofoam doesn't decompose, it collects, several feet now & when i step outside it comes up to my waist. i miss you terribly & i had wanted to kiss you in the snow, like all couples do the first winter they know each other. i had imagined your eye-lashes collecting frost & our cold fingers forming snowballs. i wish we had been together when the snow started, even the phone calls come in blurry, like speaking through a layer of insulation. only the mail trucks & ambulance have adapted so far, so we send each other small fragile objects, packed with snow from our backyards, i'm sending you a small ceramic parrot from my desk & the glass you drink out of when you stay over.
12/23
the lion's mane grows around my hard-wood waist like a skirt-- white tassels dangling down. this is a lesson in naming, a man somewhere someday, years ago, watched a mushroom grow & turn into a lion. the lion roared & spat spores into the soft earth. the same man watched the spores turn into more lions. he was actually eventually eaten by lions. everything is alive, even mushrooms & the lions plant their paws-- their veins disperse as mycelium, form a great body underneath the forest where all the lions can speak in lion. i dig myself into the soil to become a lion & i get enmeshed with their words: the gentle turn of the soil, the reincorporation of dead leaves & dead animals as punctuation, i talk to the lions. the fungus among us is me. the mane on my waist getting thicker in the cool damp dark of the dirt. i feel myself becoming a skirt, a mushroom skirt. overhead i hear the faint footsteps of lions. you can eat them. the lions are known to have magical qualities. i eat them, chew the strange-texture body of each lion. i find that white cold heart & crush them in my teeth. the mycelium moans, i am a lion.
12/22
chocolate bomb the server comes over to our table & asks if we want dessert. none of them sound vegan so i say "no" but you (with your love of sweet things) want her to give you recommendations. she leans in close & whispers "anything but the chocolate bomb." we ask her what the chocolate bomb is & she shakes her head a moment. she says "it's full of chocolate." i suggest to you the carrot cake but you think cake with vegetables is sacrilegious so you order the chocolate bomb. the server's face went pale & she nodded slowly. "why did you have to go & do that," i said. before he could answer we heard a whistling overhead followed by the blare of air-raid sirens. the servers instruct us to get under the tables & i take a fork, gripping the silverware fearfully. underneath you can't stop apologizing "i just wanted to see what it was, i just wanted to see-- you know?" i shake my head, i can't look at you. children across the room put their cloth napkins over their heads & an old woman curls up between the legs of her walker. when the bomb hits there is an almighty flash that smells just like melted chocolate or a tray full of brownies. it falls in the middle of your plate above our heads & scatters the cutlery around the room. knives stick in the wallpaper & the basket of bread singes black. smoke fills the room & for a moment i can't see anyone or anything-- my mouth full of chocolate bars melting down my throat-- i choke on the flavor, running my hand along the ground to find you. when things clear we are in the desert somewhere far away & there is just a white plate with an oval of layered chocolate cake on top. in the distance the sound of bombs continues, it sounds routine. i'm glad that i held onto the fork. we sit down in the sand & eat.
12/21
Personal trainer i buy a personal trainer from an advertisement on the radio. GET INTO SHAPE the radio said. i thought to myself what shape? only 10 minutes after i called, the trainer arrived at my front door in blue basketball shorts & a tank top. his muscles were smooth like a mirror cake. he inspected my kitchen, throwing all my cereal in the trash can. "No processed foods, only citrus fruit for now." he said, filling all the cabinets with grapefruit & tangerines. "i want my body to look like this" i said to the personal trainer. i held up an abstract painting, a Kandinsky: cacophony of stray lines & colors-- a big black-red circles bold in the corner of the painting, i pointed to it & said "This will be my chest." he surveyed the painting & said he'd do what he could but that i would have to eat only the grapefruits. we started the following morning & he woke me up at 3:00AM because he says that less sleep brings out the abstraction in us-- makes the body malleable. he handed me huge weights that were somehow very light & i asked "how come they're so light" & he said that meant they were working. in the afternoon we ate grapefruit on the back porch & it tasted like pancakes with syrup. "What does grapefruit taste like to you?" i asked & he said that it always tastes like bacon. at night before we went to bed i asked "where will you sleep tonight?" & he said that he wouldn't be sleeping, that this was all he cared about. scared, i looked down at my body & noticed the wild lines-- the absurd curves of my elbows the reds & yellows. i couldn't get up. he said i was so close to being done. i screamed which confused him. he said this is what i wanted & he had come & done it. "Go away! Get out!" i shouted until he scurried away. i felt bad but screaming was the only way i knew to get back into a normal body. when i look in the mirror i still see remnants of the painting-- the great big red black eye, a shadow beneath my chest.
12/20
Writer "this is the end of a chapter," you said before you left last night. i closed the door behind you like the thin page of a book. i thought to myself, if this autumn has been a chapter i want to meet who's writing us. what do they look like? i imagine him in his bedroom at a wooden desk, typing under dim yellow lamp glow. he eats microwave macaroni & cheese & sometimes orders a pepperoni pizza. he lives alone. his lover died when he was 22 & he never wanted to get over him. i said to you last week, "i don't think i will ever marry more than one person, not because i believe in soulmates, but because i don't want to go through it all again. if you die i'll go live alone by the ocean." the writer was talking about himself, speaking through his character, though, i meant every word that i said. the writer opens his window to taste a rush of december air & contemplates taking a walk. we took a walk & it was too cold for us to hold hands. he loves making us walk, especially in the city. he always wanted to move to new york but never did, he thinks it's too late for him. he has a coffee machine & he watches the dark liquid fill the pot each morning. i appreciate the writer's attention to detail, especially the work he put into writing you: the specificity of each ring he imagined on your hands, the light clinking they make when your fingers brush up against each other your eyes swirl like tide pools full of snow. i think he took them from the skull of his own lover, how else could he have imagined them? are characters allowed to have hopes for what happens next? i go out each night in search of the writer. i pace the street, thinking that maybe he's in one of these houses. i look up to the sky full of shy stars & airplanes that want to be birds & say "are you there writer? i don't want to live alone by the ocean."
