sanctity "Marriage should be between a man & a woman" a booming voice from above said. Marriage had been eating a cheese sandwich in the park, minding their own business & feeding the crusts to the squirrels. so, a man & a woman came & put Marriage between them, each held one hand & Marriage wriggled. Marriage is something blue, borrowed, & new. they prefer crawling to standing. they prefer being alone, sometimes reading a book in a cafe & drinking coffee. they have seven fingers on each hand & doves tend to follow them wherever they walk. i have a bad habit of imagining weddings with lovers i've barely known. it's not even that i actually want to marry them, but i want to picture what it would look like, i'll call it fantastical scrapbooking. Marriage escapes often, biting the hand of the man or the woman or tricking them to let go. this is easy because the man & the woman aren't very bright. when i was younger i would capture Marriage when i saw they had escaped. i hated to see them so happy & i feel terribly about it now. i would scoop them up from the kitchen floor & scold them about midnight snacking, telling Marriage that they were going to get fat & then i would say "there's just a nature order to things that has to be maintained." when Marriage comes now i apologize & we take a walk to get ice cream. Marriage likes Neapolitan & i like caramel swirl. after that, we raid the cabinets & i watch them eat Oreos. They eat them funny, peeling the cream out & eating that part first. They tell me stories about people kissing, the way lips taste like chocolate & the way that some people never wanted to be married. last night they Marriage paused to say that they think that's sweet, that they wish more people would get NOT married. "Then what about you?" i asked. Marriage shrugged & continued chewing. we strolled the block late at night & Marriage ate a few stop signs & sidewalk squares. they told me i should never get married & that i should try eating more inanimate objects. i agree & we split a stoplight, crumbly like shortbread. before Marriage left that night i kissed their forehead which left my mouth with a blue taste. when you kissed me you felt it too. blue is a strange kind of desire. i want to eat everything. i steal engagement rings, swallow each at the glass counter. Marriage stocks the fridge with wedding cake. i eat it all each night so that you don't notice.